Thursday, April 13, 2006

THOR vs HULK

18 Comments:

Blogger GOLGOZOMOTH said...

thor.
no questions. i don't want to hear about the goddamned doctor/ragamuffin that was once thor's dimnutive alter-ego. that is gone. thor is thor. when he sleeps he is thor. when in space or under the ocean he is thor, god of thunder, son of odin, commander of lightening.

david banner can sometimes, and temporarily, turn into an infinitely powerful infant.

12:43 PM  
Blogger GOLGOZOMOTH said...

did i say infinitely? no, my bad. the hulk has limits to his power and capability. and contrary to the popular notion the hulk can get tired.
thor?
thor the god?
thor is neverending.

6:39 AM  
Blogger GOLGOZOMOTH said...

blanket challenge: who in the marvel universe can actually beat thor?

galactus? thor tears off his head.

6:57 AM  
Blogger VERSUS said...

I'm going with Thor too, but doesn't Hulk just get stronger and more pissed off with each blow? I guess even then he couldn't contend with a god.

8:05 AM  
Blogger GOLGOZOMOTH said...

honestly, i hate thor. he's unquantifiable.
god = everything = boring.
hulk has definable limits.
superman has definable limits.

9:52 AM  
Blogger neogeomancer said...

I agree with golgozomoth on the whole "gods are boring" issue. Unbeatable loses it's allure real fast, unless I myself was unbeatable.

1:18 PM  
Blogger ranchburger said...

Thor wins. He does however have a weakness... colossal hubris. Unfortunately, Hulk is to dimwitted to exploit it.

6:06 PM  
Blogger chimmychummy said...

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10:39 AM  
Blogger mal havoc said...

I think Thor would win too. He is pretty unbeatable, but could someone out smart him? I know Hulk couldn't, but what about Reed or something? Could Dr.Strange banish him to another planet?

8:42 AM  
Blogger mal havoc said...

By the way - Chimmy, you are a devastatingly talented poet.

8:43 AM  
Blogger Weapon H said...

zzzzzzz . . . zzzzzzzz . . . zzzzzzzzwha? oh, sorry, i must've fallen asleep. is batman a contestant in this one? hulk, just 'cuz he's the underdog. and "god" is different from "God." i mean, thor's real powerful, but he's not full-on omnipotent.

8:55 PM  
Blogger GOLGOZOMOTH said...

that's an excellent point about capitalization.
still, big "G" has definable terms to his capabilities. i.e. everything, anything.
little "g"s like wonder woman and thor and hercules and dark phoenix go around with open-ended god-status so writers can write them in and out of situtations.
hulk is a good character for putting in a fight because we know his limits and capabilities.
do we know thor's? can we know thor's?
can thor allow himself to loose?
can i be any less fun in this post?

1:00 PM  
Blogger thorman said...

I would cheer for thor but in the ultimate avengers hulk picks up thors hammer and kicks his ass

6:43 PM  
Blogger JustinlPettit said...

Thor all the way. If Hulk wants a real fight he can go see Crunk from the Justice Friends. Thor isnt boring either. He is a god therefore he fights godly foes....not big dumb Hulks.

7:20 PM  
Blogger elliott.military said...

think about it if thor beat hulks ass
in minutes like he would if they did fight it would have killed the climatic ending in the ultimate avengers they
couldnt have that

6:25 PM  
Blogger thomas said...

Actually, Hulk has beaten Thor when he was at his strongest (Thor, not Hulk. The hulk i think you are talking about has no strength limits. There are a few that have limits, but most don't. Some are just slower in getting the power). Beyond that, in the marvel universe, the Asgardians aren't immortal, and thus killable, but a race of super-humans, like the Olympians. Now, if Thor got in the first punch on a just transformed/about to turn to banner hulk and said hit was powerful enough to kill the hulk (very hard, even when he is relatively calm), then he would win. But that is unlikely.

9:35 AM  
Blogger LamartheLdogg said...

The avenger movie was cool, but you have to remember that Thor was kicking The Hulk's butt the whole time. Hulk couldn't even land a single punch on Thor. Thor did not get hit at all until the Hulk picked up a tank and swung it at him causes Thor to drop his hammer. Hulk thenpicked it up and threw it at Thor's head. It was written like this to keep the fight going on with the other avengers. In a real fight, Thor can just stay in the sky and rain thunder bolts and The Hulk all day long until Hulk turned back into Banner. Then it would be a easy win, The Mighty Thor the victor hands down.

6:36 AM  
Blogger Diogenes said...

Godblast would kill Hulk at full on rage. Hulk would be DEAD. Stan Lee said that Thor could kill the Hulk very easily if he was not concerned about harming Banner. 'Nuff Said!

9:03 AM  

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