Friday, April 07, 2006

BATMAN vs IRONMAN

42 Comments:

Blogger mal havoc said...

BATMAN: "What if I was just to kick the ever lovin' shit outta ya?"

IRONMAN: "Buuuurrropppp!!"

One philanthropic billionaire versus another philanthropic billionaire.

Batman would somehow find a way to fuck up Tony's armor and make it explode or...something. I do think that Ironman would give Batman some serious wounds that he would probably carry for the rest of his life, but I think that ultimately, Bruce would kick his ass.

11:17 AM  
Blogger GOLGOZOMOTH said...

tony has bruce beat in gadjets.
tony can fly and shoot lazers from the clouds.
the argument can be made that bruce is obsessed and a better fighter, but tony is obsessed with the suit. it is perfect.
if tony didn't have to worry about civilian casulties he'd level the entire city-block containing the dilapidated warehouse that bruce would take shelter in.

11:26 AM  
Blogger chimmychummy said...

Do you fuckingn people eat sleep and dream batman. i bet uyou put the babes to sleep with batfuckingman stories. Thiss does not deserve my valauable time.

2:30 PM  
Blogger Weapon H said...

batman would win if they traded outfits. iron man has, on his chest, a giant laser. batman has a drawing of a bat. that's like the guy from coldplay wearing a coldplay t-shirt. which is the only thing lamer than being the guy from coldplay. no, it would be lamer to be one of the other guys from coldplay wearing a coldplay t-shirt with a picture of the main guy on it. iron man wouldn't even have to use his strength, foot jets, sensory equipment, combat computer, repulsor rays, impervious hide, gas pellets, electrical absorption and discharge capability, or natural intelligence etc. to defeat batman. he would just point out the coldplay thing and walk off. then batman would walk off dejected, and then try to batarang himself but the batarang swings wide and accidentally hits iron man in where the bottom of the back of his helmet meets his neckpiece. iron man is paralyzed and crumples facefirst onto the mossy pier and holy shit! batman wins! who'd a thunk it? hooray for batman! su nikt.

1:12 AM  
Blogger arsonbear said...

RING RING

Batman: hello?

Iron Man: REPULSSSSOR RAYSSSSSSSSSS

5:59 PM  
Blogger arsonbear said...

yessss i love this fight. weapon h is so right on up untill the point where batman accidentally wins.
bats has nothing on tony tech wise. he can't even approach- tony has radar, sonar, infrared, everything. add that to his serious ranged weapons, and bruce and his batarang are toast.
tony's only big weakness is the possibility of his suit getting shut down or fucked up, but damn if he doesn't have himself covered for just about any scenario. if anyone could come up with a way to fuck up the iron man suit that tony hasn't come up with and planned for, i'm thinking its reed richards, yes?
i think batman is dooooomed.

6:04 PM  
Blogger mal havoc said...

OK. You guys are right. Tony would take him. I still wanna say that there is a chance for Bats but....

7:50 PM  
Blogger Michael Tonight said...

there's always a chance for bats. that's why we love him so. but unless he has some time to strategize an assualt or infiltration of stark international, he's probably screwed. one must wonder why he doesn't use his vast brainpower and wealth not to become as powerful as iron man.

12:35 AM  
Blogger mal havoc said...

Good point. I really think that if Batman had a little more time, he could create a prison out of Ironman's armor. He could cause it to malfunction and blow up. But only if he had time. But I guess you could say that about a lot of these fights.

7:56 AM  
Blogger arsonbear said...

even with more time, though... this just turns into a battle of foresight. tony must be aware of his main weakness, which is the possibility of an enemy causing a suit breakdown, and so he must have spent a lot of time and brainpower on what someone might do, and how to counter or prevent that.

so you've either got to outsmart him, or possibly just destroy him with brute force. hulk, maybe? lightning from thor? what do you think, chimmy...... maybe roma? dormamu?


anyone read planetary? how about the drummer vs iron man?

12:12 PM  
Blogger chimmychummy said...

hey arsobear (by the way, nice name, gayfag), What do you mean about ironman fightingthe almighty dormammuor roma? before or after he shits intheir dfaces and crudshes their comparituvely minischool heads and fucking eats the fucjk out of them?

5:46 PM  
Blogger Weapon H said...

chimmy, go back to minischool and learn where to put your pronouns. who are you talking the fuck about? i assume you think dormammu would beat iron man (and i unfortunately agree) but geez, what the.

iron man would win; i was just trying to say that even little dreams come true sometimes so keep reaching for those stars. batman would win if he had just been released from a chair he was strapped to and forced to watch goodwill hunting, every rocky, batman begins and iron eagle all at the same time.

9:59 PM  
Blogger Weapon H said...

on second thought, watching batman begins would probably weird him out and preoccupy him for a couple of days, so scratch that one. how about red dawn instead.

10:02 PM  
Blogger ranchburger said...

Painfully, I will have to go with Iron Man on this one. I was of the same opinion as Mal Havoc until Arsonbear's argument. I guess if they were in New York then Bats wouldn't have prior preparations...um, prepared, but if the major sprawling city that they were in was Gotham, then I would imagine that Batman would have covert EMP devices hidden away every few blocks. Definitely not decisive by any means but an ace up his sleeve.

5:02 PM  
Blogger Michael Tonight said...

that's a good point, burger, but i would think that iron man would see EMP's as the number 1 way foes would try to "create a prison out of Ironman's armor." (good line, mal), so you'd think he'd have thought of that. that being siad, i don't know how he would protect himself from them. but he would have thought of that.

how about wayne vs. stark in a battle of financial empires? trump vs. hefner?

1:12 AM  
Blogger Irving said...

Iron-Man is drunk... Batman comes in the night.

Not only would Batman win, but Wayne Enterprises would assimilate Stark's.

And that's that.

4:01 PM  
Blogger Brad said...

This isn't even a contest. Batman almost succeeded in taking down the ENTIRE JUSTIVE LEAGUE. I guarantee that if they exsisted in the same continuity, that Batman would already have a file on Iron Man, as well as some kind of counter measure. As far as gadgets are concerned, let's not forget that Brother Eye, who completely controlled the OMAC PRoject, was Batman's creation. Oh, I've got a super suit with lots of neato attachments but wait.... shit, I've been infected with a nano virus that can transform me into a soldier that can (ostensibly) be controlled by Batman. This isn't even a fight, it's a slaughter.

6:44 AM  
Blogger Thomas Ogilvie said...

Well, Iron Man might have a chance if Batman tied a hand behind his back. And wore a blindfold. Got to give Stark that. But come on; has Iron Man ever taken down Superman? Batman has. QED.

2:02 PM  
Blogger Mizarzeug said...

This one goes to Batman as the same as said if he battles Spiderman or Dr Doom.
All people always fall in just seen the abilities of metahuman, inhuman or mutan abilities, but they never compare Batman as a whole and what can possible do.
Batman itself is a entity capable of defeating everything because he survived wining battles that way of course he can be defeated is human after all, but in this where it radicates the most important, been a mere human can defeat most (if not any) dc, marvel character.
his 110% will and confidence of what he is and believe make him imposibble to brainwash by magic, and have the intelligence, technology and wealth to backup his battles.

Not for nothing might be the character that most crossovers were involved: X-Men, Hulk, Spawn,Darkness,and so. For some reason when he crossover with spiderman where helping each other, I think heres where spiderman demostrate his intellect, not fighting some one impredictible.

Just think carefully before post if Iron Man can defeat Batman, with the sole arguments that he has and advanced suit ergo more strength and power.

2:04 PM  
Blogger Iron Girl said...

I really think Iron Man would win. On the subject of Batman thinking of a plan to make Iron Man's suit malfunction I'd like to say thats pretty much impossible because both Bruce Wayne and Tony Stark are practically equal in intelligence, no matter what. Iron Man would know his weaknesses and work on them. Also I'd just like to point they're no better than Mr. Fantastic cuz they haven't found out how to control time. But thats cool. They're genius enough to be self-made superheroes. Now the gadgets part... Tony Stark is way advanced. When Batman invents with alfred in a cave, Tony Stark invents with Jarvis in a malibu mansion. Compare Alfred with Jarvis? Please! You can't even try. That batarang is so not gonna save Batman when Iron Man comes for his rubber ass. (NOT IN THE GAY SENSE!)

7:53 PM  
Blogger Andres said...

Mannnnnnnnn batman could use an iron man type suit that he used against banewith rockets and what have you before iron man could say:

"here's my sunday best"

3:05 PM  
Blogger Goinks said...

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7:23 PM  
Blogger Goinks said...

Have you ever heard of a EMP bomb Electric Magnetic Pulse bomb where it wipes out all electronic objects by eating up all the power. So batman would just use an EMP bomb to beat iron man. Also if both were stripped of their gear we all know that Bruce Wayne would destroy him

7:24 PM  
Blogger cruzader said...

Iron Man would win. Why you ask...

Well, they're basically equal in terms of intelligence, so there's no way one will out smart the other.

Batman can't really harm Iron Man when he's in his suit, and Iron Man can't really harm Batman because he's too good of a fighter. (Unless they fight away from civilization, in this case, Iron Man could just level the whole battleground with Batman included...)

But one huge thing Iron Man has over Batman- he would most likely find out Batman is Bruce Wayne. What's Batmans biggest weakness? To me it's the fact that he has to hide his identity all the time. If Iron Man wanted to ruin Batman, just out him to the public and Batman will have a lot more to worry about other than Iron Man...

11:35 PM  
Blogger kirk said...

!!!!!TO CHIMMYCHUMMY!!!
YET YOU TOOK THE TIME OUT TO WRITE THAT CRAP...GOOD JOB GENIUS, NOW GO RUN HEAD FIRST INTO A BRICK WALL.. IT'S THE BEST FOR ALL OF US.

9:09 AM  
Blogger kirk said...

Let me first say Batman is my number one favorite of all time, then hulk, then ironman. But really look at these guys, their I.Q's are both waaaay above average. they would both probably F^&k each other up, they are practically the same person, just from different comic universes, but tony stark never defeated multiple superheroes or supervillains singlehandedly, batman has done this...need I say more? they are both pretty bad ass, it would prolly be a draw at the end. but lets face it, everybody would put their money on The Bat, not to mention that batman has more than one suit, he's always 100 steps ahead of everybody, not trying to downplay stark, because he's no pushover either, but come on guys, lets give credit where its due.

9:19 AM  
Blogger Malcolm said...

Ok Bruce in preparation for the fight would build and iron-bat suit and then would proceed to kick iron-man's ass all across the preverbial sky. Thats how Bruce has always beaten enemies know who they are what their strengths and weaknesses are and then go in Iron- man who I rank very highly as a super hero does need all of that he has his suit and goes in Batman is not called the great detective for nothing

4:54 AM  
Blogger batman all the way said...

sure irons mans got gadgets but nothing a couple virus magnets or something cant kill and then once his suit is down(which wouldnt be that hard just some type of gun) batman would go haloucast on that jew. nothing against iron man...or jews

11:07 AM  
Blogger Gabriel said...

Batmanis smarter but he wont be able to think of a strategy until iron man kills him with the repulsors but if batman starts throwing those little bat swords he could hit iron mans target system and ironman would be in so
Much trouble..

4:42 PM  
Blogger Christian said...

Allright I am tired of seeing that Batman would kick Iron Man's trash. Here is how I see it. Batman has better combat skills and is very good at improvising so it it were a one fight goes to all it would probably be Batman. However once they fought Tony's enginuity would kick in and he would come up with some crazy crap to kill batman.

11:25 AM  
Blogger Just Another Beautiful Day said...

Hi all,

I'm not really into this comic characters vs each other but i had fun reading all the comments.

Just to add, i would say ironman really depends on hi-tech gadget what batman need is only a EMP device to fry all the ironman suits, then when all the fancy armor and gadgets were down and resulted to pure hand to hand combat we know who will win.

It just my 2 cents, come on both are good guys there's no need for them to vs each other, they complement each other, all superhero characters do.

8:37 PM  
Blogger shaim9 said...

batman would soo win. but only if he went with the intent to kill, or at least something close. if you know your biggest weakness is the fact that your suit, which is also connected to his heart, is electrical, how do u fix that? u cant.

there have been alotta times when ironmans suit malfunctioned and he almost got fucked up. batmans suit serves it purpose perfectly with no weaknes (bullet proof, explosion proof,infra red,glide, and a remote for a super fast car/bike/jet plane)
ironman can take hits only cuz his armor is tough. but once those batteries die(which happens to all electronics at some time) hes screwed, and if you dont think batman would figure that out in a second then.....welll....idk

2:02 PM  
Blogger seatrenton said...

see heres what would happen batman would try to fight him but he would run.But then latter he would come back with this high tech suit just like ironman but to tell you the truth i think ironman would come out on top.

6:54 PM  
Blogger immortal said...

you forget batman has an iron bat suit

11:55 AM  
Blogger Spencer said...

you guys keep forgetting that Iron Man took Whiplash out, and no argument Whiplash would so kick Batmans but not to mention Iron Man defeated Whiplash With a suitcase suit. So sorry to say it (not really) But Iron Man totaly would send Batman crying back to Alfred and to all those voting for Iron Man you guys are the smarter bunch

4:09 PM  
Blogger Spencer said...

hey kirk news flash! by the way Iron man has way more suits than batman has doubled. batman is resourceful I will give him that, but he is no match for iron man in his Ultimate Suit let alone his regular one

10:47 PM  
Blogger Jared said...

Uhhh if steath bomber are emp shielded why wouldn't iron mans suit? How many times has villains tried infecting his systems with computer viruses? Only like a million times. If dr doom a genuis failed wayne doesn't have any technological genuise he just a detective and martial arts master. His gagdets are made by his scientist. Duh

7:28 AM  
Blogger Jared said...

Do any of you guys even pay attention to the movies

7:36 AM  
Blogger chris said...

Batman is widely considered by everyone in the DCU as the smartest person in that universe. At best Tony Stark is around 5th or 6th smartest in the marvel universe. BAtman has hundreds of different suits, including one that can take on bane, and one for superman. He has dozens of different vehicles. Im sure he could come with something to take on the iron man suit. Stark has an awesome suit and in a straight up fist fight he would win, but batman doesnt do straight up fist fights. If they lived in the same Universe, Batman would have a plan for Stark.

5:07 PM  
Blogger balls said...

Batman all the way because he has emp a photographic memory is a genus has beaten superman, bane, entire justice ligue, deathstroke batman also has bitch slapped darkside you got to have balls of kryptonite iron man is a prity boy in a tin suit

Oh you here that iornman batmans coming
Checkmate bitches

9:35 PM  
Blogger Carlos Williams said...

I think Batman would win....Lets be real, I am sure Batman has a suit similar to Tony's suit in the Batcave somewhere. Batman beat Superman man before so I think it should be no problem for Batman to beat Ironman.

11:14 AM  
Blogger Ehecatl said...

Batman would win because he's Batman... I know they both are geniuses but lets face it, Stark is impulsive. Bruce is obsessively cautious. Stark runs into things often without doing prior research. Bruce'd find a way around the Ironman suit long before the fight ever started. Stark's identity as Iron Man is known to the public, making him even easier to track down and find information on.

And as mentioned above. An Electromagnetic Pulse shuts down electronic equipment-- all of it. And btw, Stark has been hit with EMPs before. He's scared of them. They're his Achilles heel. Why he never came up with a way around it? I don't know. The writers just didn't think of that. But it's still his weakness and one Bruce wouldn't even have to go too far out of his way to figure out. When Stark gets hit with an EMP, it disables the suit for a good 6 minutes in which he can't do anything, not even get out to save his life. Bruce would disable his suit then he'd proceed to do whatever it was he confronted Ironman for in the first place, be that interrogate him, beat him up, whatever. This is all assuming Batman didn't bring his own specialized suit or didn't bring some new techno-thing or use a virus to infect the computer systems of Stark's suit, or whatever. There's any number of ways Batman could win.

If Batman just ran up on Stark? of course, Stark would win. The point is, that wouldn't happen.

9:48 AM  

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