Friday, April 07, 2006

OZYMANDIAS vs LEX LUTHOR

20 Comments:

Blogger GOLGOZOMOTH said...

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11:34 AM  
Blogger GOLGOZOMOTH said...

which ever of these two that cares least about sex wins.

11:35 AM  
Blogger neogeomancer said...

I'm pretty sure Ozymandias does not care about sex.

This is a real versus. At last the playing field is almost even.

11:29 PM  
Blogger mal havoc said...

That's a good point, neogeo. I kind of see Veidt as someone hwo doesn't care about sex either. Not unless he wants to create a successor, but I don't see that happening.

And doesn't Luthor still have thing for Lois? Isn't that part of his hatred for Supes? I don't know. Maybe not anymore.

9:34 AM  
Blogger GOLGOZOMOTH said...

i mean sex as a sort of flagship for all pleasure.
whichever guys doesn't need to be happy wins. that is why brainiac kills EVERYONE..............

12:43 PM  
Blogger Weapon H said...

i thought luthor collected women for a million a year. which means there's no way he's as smart as the other guy, because in today's job market, some people are willing to work for less than a million a year. and even if you're a braziianaire, you could hire some women at an Arby's payscale and have money left over for anti ozymandias weapons or research. of course, the way luthor looks in that drawing, he might need to pay more than a million a year for the ladies, in which case he might not be able to afford all those continuing ed classes or weaponry. besides, luthor is too obsessed with supes to mount a credible offense or defense against ozymandias, who looks like he has powers .

1:23 AM  
Blogger arsonbear said...

i can't credibly vote here. its been too long since i read watchmen, but i think ozymandias was a pussy. didn't he have a glass house and a panther? i'll go luthor because luthor has a metal suit, and ozymandias has a glass house.

6:12 PM  
Blogger neogeomancer said...

OZYMANDIAS CAN CATCH BULLETTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSS

6:44 PM  
Blogger mal havoc said...

That's true.

7:17 PM  
Blogger Michael Tonight said...

by golgo's criteria, luthor wins, because luthor doesn't dress like he cares about sex. ozymandias, on the other hand, seems a bit metrosexual. whatever that means.

12:51 AM  
Blogger ranchburger said...

ozymandias is the only logical choice is this instance. luthor is not farsighted enough to out-think ozymandias. ozymandias planned far enough ahead to manufacture a faux alien invasion accompanied by the psychic equivalent of an atom bomb just as an opening. all the time he successfully hid this from, in versus standards, one of the most omnipotent characters ever. luthor can't outsmart superman.

7:29 PM  
Blogger Weapon H said...

that sounds like a cool storyline. what title is it? is it called Ozymandias? is he a bad guy or a good guy? i'm going to check it out.k

10:13 PM  
Blogger GOLGOZOMOTH said...

i have to agree with the burger of 100% ranch.
this line of thinking works for me.

the title, dear weapon, is "WATCHMEN".

6:37 AM  
Blogger chimmychummy said...

weaponh - you don't know what watchmen is? what thee fuck is your deal. clearly you ghave bno respect or taste in the sucqential arts. that's like liking food but not the good stuff./

7:39 AM  
Blogger Weapon H said...

maybe you like food too much, chummy. maybe your fingers are too fat to type worth a shit. wait, let me translate that for you.

mabye yo klikr fod to mucvh, cuhmy. mabr yorfingers er to fat to tpe wotrh s sjit.

so you're saying that if i read this comic i'll suddenly be as cool as you? i can't wait. which one did you read that turned you into a douchebag?

9:48 AM  
Blogger chimmychummy said...

i may be a douchebag but ast least i didnt go to the dickhead school. move to the fronto of the class!!!!so im stupid cos i'm not some ozymandi-ass syncophant?

2:20 PM  
Blogger arsonbear said...

i applaud weapon H for knowing the proper way to treat chimmy, which is mostly to call him a douchebag. cuase chimmy's a douchebag.

8:49 PM  
Blogger Weapon H said...

on behalf of my colleague arsonbear and myself, may i please say snikt! although i'm starting to wonder why wolvie's apparatus goes "snikt" and not "ssssshwip." i guess there's a little latch in there that holds 'em in place, a latch that clicks just a little bit.

although you and i aren't so different, chames. are we? perhaps we are but two sides of the same coin? or did i just blow your mind? give in to your rage.

11:02 PM  
Blogger Weapon H said...

you know, i didn't even give your post the time of day enough to respond to it. are you calling me an Ozymandias sycophant? you're the one telling me to read watchmen. now i don't know whether to read it or not. the story seems cool, but the headmaster at chumworth academy is a doooooshbag. and he makes it lame by association. it's like when your dad says living color is cool and you don't know whether he's lying, stupid, or both.

you're the kind of loser that wolverine would just punch.

11:08 PM  
Blogger chimmychummy said...

nice comback. cumback cum on my back

8:28 AM  

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