Monday, April 03, 2006

EINSTEIN vs HAWKINGS in a Chess battle!

10 Comments:

Blogger The Antiquarian said...

I go with Einstein here only because Hawking has to dicate his moves with blinks for christ sake - how weak is that?

On the other hand, Hawkings did manage to cheat on his wife(and eventually remarry) while having no use of his body so he may be crafty beyond comprehension.

This versus would be far more intertaining if they were playing Clue or even Twister -Hawking with the aid of his team of nurses - Einstein with the aid of the magic spell cast on dead warriors in Jason & the Argonauts.

...and now it's time for Chimmy to condemn this topic.

Chimmy, the floor is yours.

11:58 AM  
Blogger chimmychummy said...

antiquarioan you are the seed of nostra-damus.

these two find each other's black holes and and begin stale mating.

p.s. get the adults back on the art pay-roll

12:21 PM  
Blogger chimmychummy said...

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4:19 PM  
Blogger chimmychummy said...

is this suposed to make me think you guys are smart>? I'd would think so or you wouldn;'t be so stupid.

as wolverine might say:
"fuck off, bud!"

4:21 PM  
Blogger chimmychummy said...

WHOA. WHO THE FREEK BUSTED MY PASSCODE MATRIX?

HOW IS THERE A VENOM OF ME?

EXPLAIN OR EXPLODE!!!!!!!!!!!

THE REAL GHOSTBUSTER

5:05 PM  
Blogger Weapon H said...

this is getting weird.

what's up with chess? hawking would win. he uses his eyes to move himself around like a chess piece, so he would see a bunch of little hims down there. he would take it personal and make it personal.

sni . . . um . . . sni . . . can't seem to . . sn . . . fuck it. Pawn e2 to e4.

11:01 AM  
Blogger Michael Tonight said...

I can't shake the images of Walter Matthau as Einstein, and all the dumb sorority girls who have posters of him, so I have to say MC Hawking.

How about Harry P. vs. nobody in Wizard's Chess?

6:25 PM  
Blogger Weapon H said...

how about you vs. nobody in your wonerwoman underoos, mike!

11:53 PM  
Blogger larsface said...

Oh, I'm perplexed. I can't decide which of you to have a comments crush on. The sheer perfection of each diss is too much to handle in one read. Ok. I love you all. Even all the chimmy's (yes, both sock puppets with the capes taken from figurines). Can I convince Maestro Versus to compile a list of comments to compete in a battle of wits for us to vote on??? Please?

7:48 AM  
Blogger Iman B. said...

Einstein..

2:54 AM  

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