Monday, April 03, 2006

GIANT SNAKE WOMAN vs CENTAUR

17 Comments:

Blogger chimmychummy said...

i'm the versus creators.
i eat acid.
i draw my trips.

suck-o

12:22 PM  
Blogger chimmychummy said...

Hmmm..lets see..'giant snake woman'...now who could that be? Gee, sure does seem like a pretty stupid fuckin name,. oh!wait! Couyld it be MEDUSA? maybe! maybe if i actually familiatrized myself with shitty mythalogical characters whos repective names andor powers were liftend andor improved upon to create an awesomer comics chatracter (re; medusa -the terrigen mists exposed memberof the inhhumans), i'd would actualluy know who the fucj this was so and iw oudln['t have to write somethign shitty that isnot the characters namee.

cocks. and even though this vs is totsally fucking beneath me, i wilo say that you would be an asswipehole to not vote for the cenatur.

4:30 PM  
Blogger chimmychummy said...

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5:08 PM  
Blogger neogeomancer said...

Jesus Christ.

5:32 PM  
Blogger neogeomancer said...

Oh yeah, wasn't there a snake woman in The Golden Child? I'm thinking that if it was her, with Eddie Murphy riding on her back, they could easily take a centaur.

5:51 PM  
Blogger chimmychummy said...

though i know how much you wish that you could sift him from the earth in order to prove to us all that he, your precious lord, did indeed live, neogeomancer, christ is not a party in this battle.

-snarky little meat

7:26 PM  
Blogger chimmychummy said...

CHIMMYCHUM OF MANY COLORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9:27 AM  
Blogger Weapon H said...

Are you melting, chimmy? Anyway, you're a dumbass because Medusa wan't a GIANT snake woman. she was just a snake woman. I think they're thinking of the one Hellboy fought. Hecate. she was gigantic. Either way, the one in the drawing is too big for the centaur to have a chance.

11:16 AM  
Blogger arsonbear said...

medusa wasn't a snake woman, was she? i thought she just had snake hair.

i i i i i want the kniiiife.

2:02 PM  
Blogger chimmychummy said...

i am medusa!!!!!!!!!!
i am in medusa!!!!!!!!!!
medusa enters me!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4:15 PM  
Blogger chimmychummy said...

wweepeen achhhhhh
detailssssss
die on your detailssss

4:17 PM  
Blogger Michael Tonight said...

Most images I've seen of Medusa give her a snakey lower torso, for what it's worth. of course, even though she's not a "GIANT snake woman"," she must be a GIANT SNAKE woman; it would have to be a pretty huge snake to match a woman's waistline. even a boa constrictor-size lower torso would make it look like she was just missing a leg. smaller than that, and she'd look like a well-endowed paraplegic transsexual. but i digress. either way, i agree with weapon h. the one in the drawing would eat the centaur and then nap for a month.

6:33 PM  
Blogger The Antiquarian said...

...anyone else remember Globulus from the GI Joe Movie? He was cool in the movie, but he sucked as a toy....

10:08 PM  
Blogger Michael Tonight said...

no, i was more of a Croc-master guy. him and Xamot

11:16 PM  
Blogger larsface said...

This fight has already happened! http://www.bushveld.co.za/pictures-python.htm

Looks like the snake won...kinda.

11:30 AM  
Blogger ryan said...

"i i i i i want the kniiiife." that's the first thing I said when I saw The Golden Child entry in here... hilarious!

10:03 AM  
Blogger Jared said...

Medusa is classified as a naga. she had a human head and upper body and a snake lower body and snakes for hair.

10:36 PM  

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