Sunday, March 12, 2006

GREEN LANTERN vs POWERGIRL

13 Comments:

Blogger chimmychummy said...

power girl, all the way.
all ringbearers other than frodo and hal suck pucks.

then, she throws his stiffening corpse upon her stack of fuckable dead-men.

tee-hee

chimms

7:28 PM  
Blogger The Antiquarian said...

She's blonde - I assume that counts as yellow and if so, he might have a pretty hard time using his powers on her so I give it to powergirl.

...but what do I know...

1:17 PM  
Blogger GOLGOZOMOTH said...

i too know precious little about the power girl. she can fly, and i saw a drawing of her throwing a diesel once.
i once heard a wise old nerd say that green lantern is more powerful than superman. however he might have been talking about himself when he talked of green lantern. he was wearing the shirt.
i guess it comes down to this for me, the ring can come off the man, the power cannot come off the girl.

4:53 PM  
Blogger larsface said...

Powergirl? Is that her insignia or her cleavage winking at me? Did this character come about in the mid 90's when it was cool to give young girls "the right idea" by attaching a luke warm feminist pseudo-phrase to a super sexed up female image and call it a day??? Did I just swallow a bunch of rocks??

2:05 PM  
Blogger chimmychummy said...

there is nothing wrong with wanting to fuck the shit out of people. guys, girls. we all want to fuck soooo bad. thank god there are talented people who all but drwa my desires around my privates.
so, larsfice the answer is yes. yes that is boobs, yes she is srtong and yes she is who i want to fuck.

chn,.;kpn

2:51 PM  
Blogger ranchburger said...

When did Roadblock join the Green Lantern Corps?

4:33 PM  
Blogger chimmychummy said...

i was hanging like i do at the arcade and there were some jocks playing shuffleboard next to the game i was playing and the y kept bumping me and laughing and saying jokes that no one could get.
my friend showed up and we started talkinga bout versus. we started talkinga bout green lantern versus powergirl. my friend said it was hardly a classic battle. at this point the leader jock said "classic battle." and his friends laughed. then i snarleed like i do at jox. then there was a stroke of brilliance, i have to admit. he said, "classic battle. as in nerd versus reality."
i laughed for him. and for a moment he laughed sort of with me. so i thought i could get away with the following, "no. classic battle. as in jock versus rape allegation."
i've never had to run so fast and so long in my life.
i totally left my friend.
i still got caught by some bushes and the main jox got me by my neck and he actually grabbed me witht the other paw by the nutx. he helld me while his firends spit on me and then he through me in the bush.
thanks versus.

8:19 PM  
Blogger The Concrete Treehouse Consortium said...

Poor Chimmy taking one for comic book dorks everywhere. Thanks Chimmy, I doft my cap to you.

Green Lantern would destroy Powergirl without even breaking a sweat.

1:19 PM  
Blogger ranchburger said...

bravo, chimmy

5:25 PM  
Blogger The Antiquarian said...

What the hell? Where they members of Alpha Beta and your friend was Booger?

Sorry, no hats off here. I'm wearing my hat to sleep tonight.

I said GOOD DAY!

9:31 PM  
Blogger The Antiquarian said...

...and for a possible new versus -

Nerds & Jocks vs. Reality & Date Rape Allegation

9:34 PM  
Blogger elminster92 said...

Green Lantern's ring can do ANYTHING!!

4:22 PM  
Blogger larsface said...

Awww. Chimmy I'm all for sex drawings, like dicks out on paper get me so hot, but it's the NAMES that gets me. It's as funny as naming a drawing of Fabio "Dashing Intelligence Man". What's with all the fucking people thing??? You ok?

Remember-
People: yes
Configuration of lines on paper: no
Jox spit: please!

6:52 PM  

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