Thursday, April 13, 2006

BATMAN vs REED RICHARDS

7 Comments:

Blogger GOLGOZOMOTH said...

batman.

12:44 PM  
Blogger GOLGOZOMOTH said...

batman makes things that hurt people.
reed makes microscopes and beakers.

batman is a scientist. a hateful, angry, power-mad scientist.

true, reed could time travel, could grow another batman in a bottle, but not before batman suffocated, burned, over-inflated, drowned, froze, boxed, poisoned and just plain scared reed apart.

10:03 AM  
Blogger GOLGOZOMOTH said...

i'd like to just throw out there that it is really funny to imagine christian bale kicking the shit out of that baby squid who played reed in the ff movie.

i am posting so much.

5:13 PM  
Blogger ranchburger said...

Where the hell is Chimmy? Shouldn't he be complaining that this battle isn't as good as Dormammu pleasuring Roma with the Ultimate Nullifier? Batman, by the way.

6:09 PM  
Blogger chimmychummy said...

Ahem. Youwish. But you dueds are having one of those tiems when your actually right. Batman would ulitmately nullify mrister fantabuluses ass intil if felt like it had been untlimately nulified.

8:39 PM  
Blogger Weapon H said...

batman would win because reed's brains wouldn't help much in a fistfight, so bats may as well be fighting plastic man's responsible cousin.

8:45 PM  
Blogger GOLGOZOMOTH said...

reed is an anoconda, a suffocating bag, and a noose.
he cannot get hurt by impact, knife or gun.
he could make his finger go into bat's nose, mouth, ear, anus and cause serious internal strife.
right up the nose and toggle the frontal lobe.

it's a time issue as well as a viciousness issue. if reed was as fast as possible and as mean as possible he could win.

depends.

1:06 PM  

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