Thursday, April 27, 2006



Blogger Michael Tonight said...

i'm guessing hourman is fast enough to escape a blackout bomb and watch which side of it dr. midnight comes out on, repeat until midnight is out of bombs, and then administer a stern upbraiding. then again, that might easily take more than an hour. now that i think about it, all midnight has to do is keep from getting his ass handed to him for an hour. he can probably do that. midnight!

11:59 PM  
Blogger arsonbear said...

hourman uses drugs, and drugs are for losers! users never win!

9:57 PM  
Blogger Weapon H said...

losers win sometimes because they have nothing left to lose. index claw out.

7:56 PM  
Blogger Weapon H said...

ps losers have nothing left to use.

8:01 PM  
Blogger Weapon H said...

pps but lovers have plenty left to love.

and lose, unfortunately.

8:03 PM  
Blogger Henchy said...

I think it's gotta be Dr.Midnight. Hourman does have super powers for an hour and he might be able to take down Midnight in 15 minutes or something, but I think Middy would evade him until his fix eventually wore out and take his ass down.

8:42 AM  
Blogger The Antiquarian said...

Does the pill incapacitate Hourman after he takes it? If it doesn't why doesn't he just take another one? Better yet, why can't the great inventor make some sort of nifty chemical release contraption that infuses his drug into his bloodstream every hour. I think lesser doctors use those in the hospital all the time....

What - it's not cool to have a super hero lug around a rolling IV stand? Just because your grandma was carting around said device when she was soilering herself doesn't mean they aren't cool. And don't blame me because your grandma made you that quilt that was 2 ft wide and 13 ft long "because you are a growing boy".

In "grandma vision" that quilt could easily tent an entire three ring circus with a special tent in the back for all the clowns to get coked up in before they packed into that toy car and drove around the track dodging huge piles of elephant poo and further humiliation.

Man, I have to get back on those meds...

12:28 PM  
Blogger chimmychummy said...

two dudes dressed like super heros acting like cripples.
neither have powers.
niether have dicks.
niether are under 60.

old men fagging each other's cracks.

tanks, no tanks.

12:48 PM  
Blogger ranchburger said...

This is the link to an Hourman bio. . .

Somewhere in the fourth paragraph there's a reference to a battle where The Ray used Phantom Lady's "black light" device to activate the Miraclo RESIDUE in Hourman's body! This is the superpowered equivalent of smoking resin! As is the case with most junkies, Hourman will probably do anything to get his next fix. This gives him a dangerous unpredictability. Hourman.

6:01 PM  

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