i'm guessing hourman is fast enough to escape a blackout bomb and watch which side of it dr. midnight comes out on, repeat until midnight is out of bombs, and then administer a stern upbraiding. then again, that might easily take more than an hour. now that i think about it, all midnight has to do is keep from getting his ass handed to him for an hour. he can probably do that. midnight!
I think it's gotta be Dr.Midnight. Hourman does have super powers for an hour and he might be able to take down Midnight in 15 minutes or something, but I think Middy would evade him until his fix eventually wore out and take his ass down.
Does the pill incapacitate Hourman after he takes it? If it doesn't why doesn't he just take another one? Better yet, why can't the great inventor make some sort of nifty chemical release contraption that infuses his drug into his bloodstream every hour. I think lesser doctors use those in the hospital all the time....
What - it's not cool to have a super hero lug around a rolling IV stand? Just because your grandma was carting around said device when she was soilering herself doesn't mean they aren't cool. And don't blame me because your grandma made you that quilt that was 2 ft wide and 13 ft long "because you are a growing boy".
In "grandma vision" that quilt could easily tent an entire three ring circus with a special tent in the back for all the clowns to get coked up in before they packed into that toy car and drove around the track dodging huge piles of elephant poo and further humiliation.
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i'm guessing hourman is fast enough to escape a blackout bomb and watch which side of it dr. midnight comes out on, repeat until midnight is out of bombs, and then administer a stern upbraiding. then again, that might easily take more than an hour. now that i think about it, all midnight has to do is keep from getting his ass handed to him for an hour. he can probably do that. midnight!
losers win sometimes because they have nothing left to lose. index claw out.
ps losers have nothing left to use.
pps but lovers have plenty left to love.
and lose, unfortunately.
I think it's gotta be Dr.Midnight. Hourman does have super powers for an hour and he might be able to take down Midnight in 15 minutes or something, but I think Middy would evade him until his fix eventually wore out and take his ass down.
Does the pill incapacitate Hourman after he takes it? If it doesn't why doesn't he just take another one? Better yet, why can't the great inventor make some sort of nifty chemical release contraption that infuses his drug into his bloodstream every hour. I think lesser doctors use those in the hospital all the time....
What - it's not cool to have a super hero lug around a rolling IV stand? Just because your grandma was carting around said device when she was soilering herself doesn't mean they aren't cool. And don't blame me because your grandma made you that quilt that was 2 ft wide and 13 ft long "because you are a growing boy".
In "grandma vision" that quilt could easily tent an entire three ring circus with a special tent in the back for all the clowns to get coked up in before they packed into that toy car and drove around the track dodging huge piles of elephant poo and further humiliation.
Man, I have to get back on those meds...
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