Thursday, April 27, 2006

BRAINIAC vs DR.STRANGE

9 Comments:

Blogger Michael Tonight said...

if any of those dc douchebags can defeat brainiac, then steve can lick him with a few casual hook'em hornses.

how 'bout dr. strange vs. dr. strangelove?

12:04 AM  
Blogger arsonbear said...

how about dr strange vs "strangelove" by depeche mode?

9:56 PM  
Blogger Weapon H said...

dr. pepper vs. pibb phd. although that looks a little spitty, shmickt. what's this crap on my claws? oh, i'm sorry , it's y'alls' blood. my bad. don't worry, you're healing factor will take . . . what? you dont '. . . oh shit, dude, i'm sorry. oh, shit, i'm sorry.

8:00 PM  
Blogger Weapon H said...

sorry; i got a little off-topic for a moment there. i cast my vote for dr. strange. that crazy magic of his fills in the gaps where brainiac's science fails to tread.

ozzy hand motion with claws emergin' snikt.

8:26 PM  
Blogger mal havoc said...

Magic VS Science. Stevie's powers are useless against machinery, so I'm going with Brainiac.

I do however, think that Strangelove by Depeche Mode would be enough to make anybody (be they machine or magician), crumble underneath the weight of the emotional up and downs of said song.

Oh wait. Brainiac doesn't have emotions. Um, maybe he would find the keyboard stylings of Mr.Martin Gore very admirable and then suffer some kind of overload.

There ya go. Depeche Mode wins. Imagine Martin Gore, in full on gross out dominatrix garb standing over the dismembered parts of Brainiac.

12:18 PM  
Blogger Michael Tonight said...

i don't think doctor steve's magic is impotent against machinery. he's fought dr. doom successfully, if i'm not mistaken.

as far as the depeche mode thing goes, the quasi-goth gloom-waves would be easily dissipated by a wistful, midtempo counter-strike from 10,000 Brainiacs.

6:37 PM  
Blogger The Antiquarian said...

Touche, Michael Tonight.....touche.

12:13 PM  
Blogger chimmychummy said...

YOU HAVE RETURNED TO GLORY, VERSUS!!!!!!!!
A REALLY THIUNKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BRAINIAC IS A CLASS 20 INTEL. I MEAN THIS BEING IS EACH OF US. KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

STANGE IS LUCKY. HE'S LIKE HARRY POTTER. HE DOENS'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HE CAN AND CAN'T DO.
I GUESS THAT HE STUDIED AND STUFF, BUT BRAINIAC DOESN'T HAVE TO SLEEP.

ALSO BRAINIAC HAS NO SOUL, SPIRIT, AFTERLIFE. SO WHAT EXACTLY IS STRANGE GOING TO DO?
A STREET LEVITATION?

BRAINIAC

DOOSH!
3 POINTS!!!!!!!

12:52 PM  
Blogger ranchburger said...

Strange could just open a couple of dime sized portals to Hoggath on either side of Brainiac's processor. Asimov can finally rest in peace.

6:05 PM  

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