black mamba is a hot, smart Snake Eyes in a world of slightly less virtuosic blood-mongers. DPR, as lovable as he is, is a bad-ass among lovable buffoons. he would probably start left-handed to be sporting, and get snikked halfway through his first fusillade of bon-vivantry. "oh. I see, then. Nice meeting you, anyway, Miss . . . "
I agree that Black Mamba would probably beat Wesley, but the Versus doesn't mention Wesley. If we're talking about the original DPR, then I've got to say that all bets are off. I mean, you have to be a bad-ass to get the words "Dread" and "Pirate" added to your name like a Phd. I'm sure you have to best many an Urban Outfitter Ninjette to earn a title like that. And I ain't blavin'.
H - "first fusillade of bon-vivantry" is sheer poetry.
M.Tonight - If urban outfitters did have ninjettes running around their napoleon dynamite swamped stores, their sales profits would go through the roof.
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I'm definitely going with Uma on this one, although DPR's costume is way cooler.
black mamba is a hot, smart Snake Eyes in a world of slightly less virtuosic blood-mongers. DPR, as lovable as he is, is a bad-ass among lovable buffoons. he would probably start left-handed to be sporting, and get snikked halfway through his first fusillade of bon-vivantry. "oh. I see, then. Nice meeting you, anyway, Miss . . . "
I agree that Black Mamba would probably beat Wesley, but the Versus doesn't mention Wesley. If we're talking about the original DPR, then I've got to say that all bets are off. I mean, you have to be a bad-ass to get the words "Dread" and "Pirate" added to your name like a Phd. I'm sure you have to best many an Urban Outfitter Ninjette to earn a title like that. And I ain't blavin'.
Chimmery - I love the word "faggery." Very nice.
H - "first fusillade of bon-vivantry" is sheer poetry.
M.Tonight - If urban outfitters did have ninjettes running around their napoleon dynamite swamped stores, their sales profits would go through the roof.
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