Friday, May 05, 2006

DREAD PIRATE ROBERTS vs BLACK MAMBA

8 Comments:

Blogger mal havoc said...

I'm definitely going with Uma on this one, although DPR's costume is way cooler.

4:27 PM  
Blogger GOLGOZOMOTH said...

impossible to say. two different styles. too similar wills.

both left for dead.
wesley seems smarter.
but uma seems meaner.

love drove wesley.
revenge drove uma.

if wesley was just fighting uma without the motive of saving buttercup...

uma wins.

10:52 AM  
Blogger chimmychummy said...

impossible to say cuz who gives a shitabout this faggery.
C-him

1:15 PM  
Blogger neogeomancer said...

Uma can climb out of graves. Wesley can survive the machine.

Wesley is only a secondhand Dread Pirate Roberts though. I mean, the idea of the Dread Pirate Roberts is way tougher than Wesley is. What about when Andre the Giant pretended to be the Dread Pirate Roberts and had the cloak and all those flames coming off of him? Could he beat Black Mamba?

6:21 PM  
Blogger larsface said...

Uma. She thinks of pain and fighting differently than Wesely, as in she's more inventive in the way that she'll hurt you, you won't see it coming... Plus she's got the extensive training and that one move that can kill a person in however many seconds. His whole thing was more defensive while Uma's was agressive. She would set her sights on sweet Wesley and not stop until his blood splattered the moon.

11:03 AM  
Blogger Weapon H said...

black mamba is a hot, smart Snake Eyes in a world of slightly less virtuosic blood-mongers. DPR, as lovable as he is, is a bad-ass among lovable buffoons. he would probably start left-handed to be sporting, and get snikked halfway through his first fusillade of bon-vivantry. "oh. I see, then. Nice meeting you, anyway, Miss . . . "

2:34 PM  
Blogger Michael Tonight said...

I agree that Black Mamba would probably beat Wesley, but the Versus doesn't mention Wesley. If we're talking about the original DPR, then I've got to say that all bets are off. I mean, you have to be a bad-ass to get the words "Dread" and "Pirate" added to your name like a Phd. I'm sure you have to best many an Urban Outfitter Ninjette to earn a title like that. And I ain't blavin'.

1:27 AM  
Blogger mal havoc said...

Chimmery - I love the word "faggery." Very nice.

H - "first fusillade of bon-vivantry" is sheer poetry.

M.Tonight - If urban outfitters did have ninjettes running around their napoleon dynamite swamped stores, their sales profits would go through the roof.

12:43 PM  

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