Sunday, September 10, 2006

FLASH vs NIGHTCRAWLER & THE ATOM

4 Comments:

Blogger GOLGOZOMOTH said...

This is difficult.
The Atom versus Flash would be a good fight anyway, but the Atom using Wagner's gift?

Man.

The flash is a god, though...

Flash

8:12 PM  
Blogger Michael Tonight said...

the flash. time is on his side. he could run to poughkeepsie, purchase a hammer from the home depot on north road, return and brain 'em both before they knew they were going to be in a fight with the flash. he could festoon logans's snikters with holly and harvest-time wreathes before they even started pokin' out.

does flash have any weaknesses?

now that i think of it, to be the flash must be a lot like the shitty side of being immortal, but wiithin a human lifetime. meaning that just as he's just a blur to regular folks, time moves painfully slowly for him. what if that pre-braining-trip-to-poughkeepsie-from-the-falklands-and-back-run seems as long to his sense of time as it would to ours if we were to actually run that far at human speeds? it's easy to overlook the endurance that all this running requires. and the patience. to even have a conversation with a normal person would be like saying a word, standing there for a month, saying andother word, etc. waiting six months while whomever you were speaking to considered your burger recommendation, and then spending another year or four listening to their word-a-month-small-talk.

flash wins and loses.

1:03 AM  
Blogger chimmychummy said...

the fastest man alive has some way of turning off the consciousness that it takes to run that fast. he isn't doing what you say.
may i suggest flash 1-whenever.
nightcrawlerwould die right the fuck away, bamfing into a vibrating stream of red/orange, but all acording to garp's plan. garp the atom THAT IS.
HE'S SO SMALL FLASH DOESN'T EVEN SEEEEEEE HIM.
BOING!!!!!
INSIDE FLASH GOES ATOM.

science fight. fucking idiot science fair flash backs. I bet you dudes would bet who has the strongest electro magnet.
"phieffer?"
"yeah."
"you wanna come over and feed my guinea pig that slurpy mix? I wager he explodes. you know rodents."
"No. max headroom is on. I'm trying to figure out the animation on my caleco."

get the REAL GODS IN THE FUCKING RING.
I'm just a top teir reader, dudes. I just aint to be flexed with.

sssoooo right.
ya'll know it feels tight.
my skills that is.

2:14 PM  
Blogger mal havoc said...

Ok now you're starting to sound all faggy and shit.

8:19 PM  

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