Friday, July 28, 2006

ARAGORN vs CONAN

17 Comments:

Blogger VERSUS said...

I'm going to assume that this is pre-King Conan and that he's fresh off the push-the-big-wheel-thing-until-you're-an-adult thing and he's ready to rumble.

In that case, I think 'Gorn would hand him his ass. Buscema is rolling in his grrrrave.


p.s. - I'm sorry, Roy.

7:34 PM  
Blogger GOLGOZOMOTH said...

aragorn is not human. he is for million years old and smart.
conan is a twenty something set of sword-weilding genitals.

7:08 PM  
Blogger GOLGOZOMOTH said...

sorry. FOUR million.
i just wanted to get there before anyone else.

7:08 PM  
Blogger mal havoc said...

At least you're making an effort to spell correctly. (Chimmy, I'm looking in your direction.)

6:29 AM  
Blogger primesynergy said...

Fuck all of you guys! I fucking love Planet Of The Apes! I don't understand where your hostility towards that is coming from.

Next you're gonna tell me that you don't like Dr.Who. Jesus.

12:36 PM  
Blogger ranchburger said...

I love Dr. Who.

7:26 PM  
Blogger primesynergy said...

Well good for fucking you, burger.

8:26 PM  
Blogger primesynergy said...

And by "good for fucking you", I meant that you and I are like husband & husband from now on.

I'm assuming you're a husband. If not, I don't wanna be your husband.

2:16 PM  
Blogger ranchburger said...

I'm in Texas. I don't know if that's legal. Maybe in Arkansas.

10:33 PM  
Blogger primesynergy said...

Arkansas.

Let me just type that one more time. Arkansas.

Oh great, so you're so totally whipped by the law that you wouldn't do something that would mean everything to me and allow our relationship to move to the next level?

That's just fucking great. Who's getting his balls sucked tonight? Not ranchburger.

6:36 PM  
Blogger ranchburger said...

I'll do anything to make you happy.

I'm so fucking amazed at the amount of shit-stirring newcomers we have stumble in here that i'm not buying this at all.

3:51 PM  
Blogger primesynergy said...

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8:51 AM  
Blogger primesynergy said...

It's funny that you should say that because I was just about to say that sometimes I type before I'm civil.

So I apologize and if you really would do anything to make me happy, you could buy me some forgiveness.

And by the way, I didn't stumble in here, I walked in like I owned the place. I gotta keep that kinda thing in check. I'll be cool now.

9:04 AM  
Blogger ranchburger said...

Consider yourself forgiven. By everyone.

2:56 PM  
Blogger GOLGOZOMOTH said...

I'm going to list my top suspects in the primesynergy mystery. I have been away fixing things on distant planets. now i'm back. and i want to put the hard questions down. I know i'm not exactly clean in the realm of alteregos, but i'm asking you to forget my own personal tower of babel.

primesynergy, are you any of the following:

Collin Crow?
Tom echols?
Phillip from mandible?
anyone in lil capn travis?
Mondo?
john lee?
phil scholtes?

if you have been named, by law you must admit it. we all have done it. it's cool. but it's like rumpelstilskin, if we guess your name you have to let us go.

5:50 PM  
Blogger mal havoc said...

I don't think it's Michael Tonight anymore. I think it's Tommyecho.

By the way, primesynergy, I appreciate your being cool now. Whoever you are, I doff my cap to you.

7:26 PM  
Blogger ranchburger said...

From March:

arsonbear said...
i think chimmy means that last part literally. Chimmy IS Weapon H. this forum is full of lies and double crosses.

12:33 PM

5:42 PM  

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