Friday, May 26, 2006

NIGHTCRAWLER & CAPTAIN AMERICA vs HULK

9 Comments:

Blogger neogeomancer said...

Man, Cap and Hulkie get so much Versus screentime!

9:18 PM  
Blogger mal havoc said...

That's because they demand it, and I don't wanna piss them off.

8:49 AM  
Blogger Weapon H said...

nc-17 and cap am any time. cap has the brains, kurt has the looks, you know the rest. nightcrawler could teleport him into a movie theater showing a feelgood movie like sleepless in Seattle or Shining, and the Hulk would get so happy that he would turn into Banner and get socked by Cap. Or chloroformed. no one chloroforms anyone any more.

12:46 PM  
Blogger karl smart said...

after that whole ultimates cap vs. giantman scene i have new found respect for him, but it WILL take a lot o' chloroform for hulk's hefty ass to go down. more potent to go for the old botched transportation routine.

1:14 AM  
Blogger mal havoc said...

I'm going with Cap and Kurt.

6:41 AM  
Blogger Michael Tonight said...

has k.w. ever teleported someone into a wall or anything? is it his skill or conscience that keeps him from doing this? if he could pull it off, it would probably waste the hulk.

i can't think of anything amazing that cap could do off the top of my head, but he's all about rising to the occasion with true grit and quick thinking.

12:16 PM  
Blogger mal havoc said...

Exactly. You know that Cap is a total badass, but in certain tough situations, you never really know how entirely bad ass he is until something occurs that seems so totally impossible to defeat, and he ends up finding a way. Not all of the time, but a lot of the time.

And then you're just like "holy shit!" Or you're ALL like "holy shit!" It just depends on how you feel at the time.

2:45 PM  
Blogger The Antiquarian said...

I'm with Weapon H on this one...there isn't near enough use of chloroform to incapacitate people. I guess public perception is that it's somehow a weak move but I think anything that's effective is fair game - ESPECIALLY when fighting heroes or villains with far greater powers.

I propose that a new character is developed who's only super power is the excretion of chloroform from his pores. To spite the establishment, he should never be a villain under any circumstances and he should be given the signature move of kicking in the groin to finish off his opponents.

I realize the groin kicking may be frowned upon, but I think a fundamental umm... weakness in most comic book characters is their super penis. We have all been witness to the fact that even miniaturized game piece comic book characters have enlarged genitalia.

Can he also throw sand in the eye too?

9:56 AM  
Blogger mal havoc said...

WHERE IN THE SHIT IS CHIMMY?

4:08 PM  

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