Thursday, August 31, 2006

The everlovin' blue-eyed THING vs um, COLOSSUS!!!!!!!!


Blogger GOLGOZOMOTH said...

The Thing can pass out and still have his armored skin. people could just wack him over and over while he slept.
Little pete turns to soft SO easily.
Plus, Grimm is a brawler, a wrestler and can contend with the fucking Hulk.
as much as I want to fuck Colossus, Thing would fuck Colossus.


1:49 PM  
Blogger mal havoc said...


Damn this is tough. I know Thing has been at it longer, but I think if we're talking post Shatterstar death, then Petey might take him. That was a really major moment in his life that awakened a much more vicious dude than his former self.

I don't recall Benjy ever killing anyone, but that doesn't mean he wouldn't if his life depended on it, but I'm going with Colossus. I think he's a lot more vicious than Thing.

3:54 PM  
Blogger ranchburger said...

The Thing would start crying because sweet soft hearted Pyotr would remind him so much of his ever-lovin' Grandma on Yancy St. Then he would get over it and pound Colossus into one of those aluminum foil geese that they give your leftovers to you in at fancy restaurants.

4:51 PM  

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