Friday, July 28, 2006

ELIJAH SNOW vs BATMAN

9 Comments:

Blogger primesynergy said...

Hey vagina holes-

Long time reader, first time poster.
I love how nobody seems to give a taint about this blog anymore. Who the fuck runs this thing and when was the last time they posted something new? Now they have and only like two people have left comments.

What's yr deals?

6:52 PM  
Blogger GOLGOZOMOTH said...

i love your take on life, primesynergy. imagine a vast chorus of "you know what, your're fucking right. my life should be re-prioritized, versus first."

frost takes batman in a nanosecond.

4:41 PM  
Blogger primesynergy said...

How do you know that? Have you even READ any Elijah Snow comics? I read a comic where his snow powers fucked up MR.FREEZE's shit!

If he can do that to Victor, imagine what he could do to someone with no ice-armor on at all.

Doosh your Douche!

12:30 PM  
Blogger arsonbear said...

hmm. i think i'll go with elijah snow on this one, as long as batman doesn't get the jump on him. even then, though.... elijah snow is a secret badass.

primesynergy, we're onto you. reveal yourself. michael tonight?

1:57 PM  
Blogger primesynergy said...

"Michael Tonight?"

Me not understand way you talk.

What does that mean? Is that how you come on to your boyfriend? Did you even mean to type that? Did your boyfriend walk into your bedroom while you were typing this only to discover that there ARE girls who dig comics?

I guess if whatever gender I'm in the mood for at the time simply said "Primesynergy tonight?", I'd probably be all "Fuck Yeah! As long as you're not on the rag!" or "Fuck Yeah! As long as you haven't jacked off four times today because that doesn't really make you last longer, it just makes you unable to get it up at all because you already wore yourself out."

If I can find some way to work that into the next conversation with whoever I'm feeling slutty around next, I definitely will.

So I guess thanks, um, arsonbear. But in the future, do try to pay attention, okay babe?

6:32 PM  
Blogger arsonbear said...

michael tonight is a frequent versus poster, and i was suggesting that you might be another of his devious alter-egos.

also i'm a guy.

11:32 AM  
Blogger primesynergy said...

Damn. I was picturing you with the greatest set of boobsters.

2:19 PM  
Blogger ranchburger said...

Elijah Snow is no slouch in the planning department. So take that combined with his...i guess "snow powers" is about as much accuracy as is needed so, snow powers and I think that Batman would probably go down pretty quickly, but, of course then he would be recruited into Planetary almost as quickly.

3:29 PM  
Blogger Michael Tonight said...

i vote that the next versus is cloak & dagger vs. our melrose place on acid cloak and dagger routines. or how about these ?

cloak vs. dagger

power man vs. iron fist

peanut butter vs. jelly

kool aid vs. the schlitz bull

10:17 PM  

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