Thursday, December 21, 2006

SANTA BOBA FETT vs SANTA AGENT COOPER

10 Comments:

Blogger Michael Tonight said...

agent cooper would be unable to bring himself to harm a being that simultaneously proved the existence of aliens and santa claus, while simultaneously wierding himself out that he was also santa.

12:04 PM  
Blogger mal havoc said...

I was wondering how this one was going to work seeing as how Cooper has mixed up dreams about the future. So being that he's fighting a guy who dies, will he know that? Or do we just assume that Boba is in some alternate holiday reality in which he doesn't die?

I think Mikey Tonight's assesment is pretty strong, although I do invite speculation on my queries.

4:41 PM  
Blogger Weapon H said...

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11:30 PM  
Blogger Michael Tonight said...

now dr. havoc, my self-esteemed colleague professor h's post reminded me that the star wars saga allegedly took place "a long time ago", which would place him outside the range of cooper's precognition. that being said, i can only assume that all of of these santas exist in an AHR, as you say. I'm in one as we speak.

11:53 PM  
Blogger Weapon H said...

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12:14 AM  
Blogger Weapon H said...

sorry. i keep screwing this up because i decided to put this post in the "merry xxx-mas" post instead.

merry snikt-smas.

12:19 AM  
Blogger mal havoc said...

That's a strong assumption, mr.tonight. So strong, in fact, that I have to agree with you. That being said, I think that an AHR may place both Boba and Cooper on a level playing field. So maybe Coop could take Fett, and then throw a Fete to celebrate his victory.

But then again, Boba could just pick him up and jet-pack him into space. Of course, Cooper could accidentally hit his backpack and send him into the sarlacc.

1:44 PM  
Blogger Michael Tonight said...

if santahood cancels itself algebraically, then fett wins. excuse me for straying off-topic, but since when do bad-asses name their sons "boba"? and while we're off-topic, how do dudes whose dad was cloned into a huge army that fought a famous war named after the fact that he was cloned end up being super-mysterious and unidentifiable?

10:21 PM  
Blogger Michael Tonight said...

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10:24 PM  
Blogger hey said...

Boba Fett never died.
He's alive and well and killing giant spiders. Dale gets shrunken into a mini carbonite tree ornament.

1:25 AM  

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