well, i had a theory that was a little too complex for how many drinks i'd had the other night, so here goes.
santa is actually amazo, the JLA-mimicking robot! gasp! let's look at his powers:
1. flight (superman etc.) 2. incomprehensible speed (the flash) 3. size changing for chimney navigation (the atom) 4. a lair at the north pole (superman) 5. cat-burgling expertise (batman) 6. strength (that's a big bag) 7. an industrial empire (batman) 8. intel on everyone (red tornado)
well, at least he's using his powers for good. merry christmas, everybody.
Everybody looks a little tipsy on this record, but Wonder Woman looks like she's a had a ton of egg nogg and is about to hit on everybody in sight if she can stand up long enough.
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Do you think Santa Batman would carry all of his weapons in his bag instead of his utility belt?
I like the idea.
do you think superman believes in god, since the bible doesn't say anything about krypton? maybe he has such a messianic complex that he hates santa.
well, i had a theory that was a little too complex for how many drinks i'd had the other night, so here goes.
santa is actually amazo, the JLA-mimicking robot! gasp! let's look at his powers:
1. flight (superman etc.)
2. incomprehensible speed (the flash)
3. size changing for chimney navigation (the atom)
4. a lair at the north pole (superman)
5. cat-burgling expertise (batman)
6. strength (that's a big bag)
7. an industrial empire (batman)
8. intel on everyone (red tornado)
well, at least he's using his powers for good. merry christmas, everybody.
st nik
Everybody looks a little tipsy on this record, but Wonder Woman looks like she's a had a ton of egg nogg and is about to hit on everybody in sight if she can stand up long enough.
Damn, I wish I was at that party.
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