Sunday, September 17, 2006

CHEWBACCA vs DESTRO

4 Comments:

Blogger VERSUS said...

I'm still going with Chewie. I don't think we ever saw the total ferociousness of Chewbacca's fury in the films. We saw everything Destro could do in the comics and the show and I don't think he did anything that Chewie couldn't beat.

Motherfucker knocked off about 3 or 4 Stormtroopers right before they froze Han and that's just the tip of the iceberg to what he could've done. I would assume that Destro might add up to about 3 Stormtroopers. CCCCHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWBBBBBAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

12:52 PM  
Blogger Michael Tonight said...

Chewbacca is obviously a strong badass, And he's seems a lot smarter than his vocabulary suggests. Punch it, Chewie!

Of course, Destro could remove his mask to reveal that he is a wookie who shaves his chest and hides his hairy head under chrome. kind of a poodle hair scheme.

11:07 PM  
Blogger GOLGOZOMOTH said...

destro has to either be a scientific genius, or have scientificallly genius friends because that mask is as plyable and fluid as flesh but still has to be bolted on. his head is metal. a moving silver surfer metal. therefore i believe he is silver surfer. in which case chewbacca would have to fight galactus.
and we all know chewbacca can take galactus.

9:01 AM  
Blogger Weapon H said...

no, and here's why.

1. despite getting his ass handed to him by Snow Job, Dial Tone, Quick-Kick and Toll-Booth on a regular basis, Destro has never displayed super powers of any kind, much less the power cosmic. he may have the surfer's head, but if so, the head must not be where his powers and intelligence lie.

2. the easiest way to have a shiny silver face that moves is to put shiny paint on it, which implies that maybe his heart isn't in the combat biz. chewie has a more "take it or leave it" kind of look that i admire.

3. also a fashion issue; while it takes balls to wear a silver head and a leather jumpsuit with a dr. strange collar and a v-neck to your waxed bellybutton, it takes more balls to wear ONLY a bandolier. Porky Pig and Fozzy also rate highly in this competition.

And Norrin Radd, now that I think of it.

9:17 PM  

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