Thursday, December 22, 2005

E.T. vs NAKED WEBSTER


E.T. or NAKED WEBSTER?
E.T.
NAKED WEBSTER
TIE
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10 Comments:

Blogger prof. bekkers said...

This is a really sucky fight, almost like pitting boiled spaghetti against a moldy peach, but at least naked Webster would be able to move in an efficient manner.
I assume.

6:44 PM  
Blogger chimmychummy said...

i agreed with the prof. this fight is lame and dumb and a bad attempt at comedy.
they both are non-physical entities. but i bet webster is pretty mad all the time cause he at least was suppose to come out looking like a person.
and, this fight was drawn with shit.

12:29 PM  
Blogger mal havoc said...

Dudes....?? E.T.!

E.T. is the most superpowered monkey ever and could demolish Webster. No matter how drunk he was.

9:55 AM  
Blogger arsonbear said...

well..... webster is really weak, no doubt about that, but ET is suuuuuper sucky. ET, even when healthy, can just barely locomote. its sad. he has no offense except to make a screaching sound. ET is probably smarter than webster, since he can build that speak and spell umbrella cosmic radio, but then again, he can also be lured around with reeses pieces like some kind of shining dog. i think that even with his tiny arms and legs and truncated person, webster could pretty much just kick ET over and drop some rocks on him.

3:01 PM  
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3:02 PM  
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3:02 PM  
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3:03 PM  
Blogger summer anne said...

I have to agree with Chris about E.T.. He is a sad sack. But maybe on E.T.'s home planet he's not so sickly and slow? I mean, if this battle is anywhere other than earth I'm assuming I've got to give it up to the guy who knows his way around. Unless you're of the opinion (maybe valid) that Webster is also not of this planet.

I wish he wasn't naked.

10:12 AM  
Blogger mal havoc said...

Nice deleted comments,Mr.arsonbear.

6:16 PM  
Blogger larsface said...

I think E.T. is as gay and creepy as Michael Jackson and would only try to stick that pretty sparkle finger in Webster's bumhole the whole time. So Webster just needs to keep his rear clear, yank the venetian blind cord from the window and use it to strangle that sick, moist clay neck. Easy-peasey.

7:53 PM  

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