Thursday, December 22, 2005

ELEPHANT MAN (w/ Captain America's super serum) vs ROBIN (Dick Grayson)

Elephant Man w/ Cap's super serum or the original Robin?
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Blogger prof. bekkers said...

Robin would prance delicate nimble circles around the Elephant Man and execute fanciful jigs in mocking dodges as the Elephant Man shuffled grimly forward, but in the end, Robin would get caught up in his light-hearted foppery and let the Elephant Man get too close. The Elephant Man's super serum-powered punch to the jugular is too much for Robin's twinkling toes. Robin gets complacent and the Elephant Man muffles, "hfffrraarrrghffrrrrrrffrrrraaah" over him triumphantly. Trajedy!

6:55 PM  
Blogger GOLGOZOMOTH said...

Oh sweet mystery of life, why do you tempt the unfortunate so?
E.M. would feel better than he had ever felt before! he would cry out that he felt happy and strong! he would try to hold his arms up like the champion in his mind's eye, but they still would only clank upward a bit. no matter. he is happy! he feels like he may actually live throught this horrible parade called life. then, from above, out of range, prickly little darts that are shaped like bats rain down on him. They can't break his new skin, but E.M. hasn't had his new powers long enough to know this. E.M screams and capers the caper of a pursued sea-lion into an alley to gain shelter. A mysteriously costumed boy drops down in front of E.M. His costume is dazzling, this cherub must be from heaven's league of idle orphans. Robin tells E.M. to surrender and E.M. asks that if he does, would he be able to get five or six pillows wherever he will be ultimately housed. Robin lies and says yes, but those pillows never come and E.M. dies in the batcave.

8:37 AM  
Blogger chimmychummy said...

commedy troop poop.
though the elephant man would not be able to live. only steve rogers can take the hit.
and do not under estimate tim drake. he will find you. he found batman didn't he?

12:52 PM  
Blogger ranchburger said...

Actually, Chimmy, we are talking about Dick Grayson in the Robin mantle not Tim Drake, or Jason Todd. I have to agree with Golgozomoth and yourself. Robin would promise the trusting soul of John Merrick a place to regain his bearings after being subjected to what has to be a painful ordeal. He would then lock John in a sealed chamber in the Batcave, which, let's face it, Merrick would not have the wits to escape.
Wayne Industries R&D scientist Bruce Banner, would later find a cure for elephantism derived from his own Hulk serum antidote.

8:55 PM  

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